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Theory of Constraints Teaser Comic, First Edition

$30.00 Regular Price
$28.00Sale Price
Product will be resupplied as soon as (in)humanly possible, xoxo.

Get your nasty little claws on my first edition 45 page concept book for "Theory of Constraints: The Uncertainty Principle" series. Sink your teeth into me, finally. I've been waiting for so long. I was about to call your mother to check on you.  

 

Contains a test scene with Luciano, his irritated wife Aria, and his work partner, Ace. He's gonna have a bad time folks. This is an early stage piece, it's imperfect, experimental, and just aching to sit on your lap. Also includes bonus artwork, story teasers and samples from the narrative. Spread me open with your greedy fingers and feel how cold and dead I really am.

 

For mature readers. Contains pussy (oh no, anything but that, no Mark Zuckerberg, ban me hardddd on Instagram and Facebook, yea you know I like that).

 

Size: 7.25" x 10.25".  Full color on glossy paper, a really nice feel to it, touch it, lick it, put your dingaling in it, I won't tell, mio caro. 

 

Have it signed by me, Sasha Falconi, or by my character, Luciano Falconi, at no extra cost.

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