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>> DATABASE ACCESS: Novel // Graphic Novel // Webcomic
THEORY OF CONSTRAINTS : The Uncertainty Principle
//Consumer Profiles
>>Characters
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>SUBJECT: Seth Fletcher
ACCOUNT: ACTIVE
HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS: 3
PAYMENT: PAST DUE
>AVERAGE USAGE: 1444 kWh/month
>HOME TYPE: SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE
>DEVICE(S) SERVED: 43
>PEAK HOURS: EVENINGS
>INFRACTION(S): Shut-off notice
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>BEHAVIOR: Angry, quiet. What's on your mind, Mr. Big Bad Rockstar. Purr...
>VIOLATIONS: Criminal record on file. See report. Naughty thing
>PSYCH EVAL: Alcoholic, drug user, rageful, depressive, insomniac.
>HOBBIES: Breaking things. Exercise. Petting cats. Cooking with shirt off, he is a walking thirst trap, ahh...
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>NOTES: High energy consumption from his mother's medical equipment. Vocalist of metal band Serpentine, wicked monster on stage. Expert on eyeliner application, yum. Physically strong, sadomasochistic, tall and intimidating. His aggressive behavior and unpredictable outbursts make him an excellent candidate for specimen exposure. ​​​
>SUBJECT: Benji Macassar
FULL-TIME EMPLOYEE
IT SECURITY DEPT
ACCOUNT: ACTIVE
HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS: 1
>AVERAGE USAGE: 720 kWh/month
>HOME TYPE: APARTMENT
>DEVICE(S) SERVED: 73
>PEAK HOURS: EVENINGS
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>BEHAVIOR: Quirky, always eating and never socializes. Regularly consuming 4000 cals/day, yet still so thin. Bastard. Obviously bored due to his intelligence that he tries to hide from me.
>VIOLATIONS: None.
>PSYCH EVAL: Heavy drug and alcohol use, surprisingly well adjusted otherwise.
>HOBBIES: Plays guitar with Seth in band Serpentine, video games, hackathons, researching AI advancements.
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>NOTES: Works remotely some days, inconsistent schedule. Suspicious of my work. Three near-discoveries since hiring. If he escalates his curiosity, I'll be forced to initialize neutralization protocol.
>SUBJECT:
"FRANK"
>ACCOUNT:
NONE
>AVERAGE USAGE:
N/A
>FULL REPORT? {Y/N}
>SUBJECT:
ZAHIR
>ACCOUNT:
ACTIVE
>AVERAGE USAGE:
815 kWh
>FULL REPORT? {Y/N}
>SUBJECT:
SID
>ACCOUNT:
TERMINATED - PAST DUE
>AVERAGE USAGE:
750 kWh
>FULL REPORT? {Y/N}
>SUBJECT: Sasha Clifton
CONTRACT EMPLOYEE
MARKETING DEPT
ACCOUNT: ACTIVE
HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS: 1
>AVERAGE USAGE: 690 kWh/month
>HOME TYPE: APARTMENT
>DEVICE(S) SERVED: 13
>PEAK HOURS: OVERNIGHT
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>BEHAVIOR: Spunky, sarcastic, and does attempt to blend with the rest of her peers. Artsy outsider, a dreamer and seducer.
>VIOLATIONS: Written up for hostility towards her manager. He's a self-righteous dick so I don't blame her.
>PSYCH EVAL: Depressive, self-isolating, masks insecurity with dark humor and headphones.
>HOBBIES: Drawing, tattooing, going to concerts, seems to enjoy classical art. She is a firedancer and quite eccentric like myself, hope to bump into her one day.
​
>NOTES: Unfortunately I believe she is getting laid off soon so I will reserve my thoughts for now.​ I will observe her reaction after the event.​
>SUBJECT: Ace
FULL-TIME EMPLOYEE
IT SECURITY DEPT
ACCOUNT: ACTIVE
HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS: 1
>AVERAGE USAGE: 720 kWh/month
>HOME TYPE: SINGLE FAMILY HOME
>DEVICE(S) SERVED: 73
>PEAK HOURS: AFTERNOONS
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>BEHAVIOR: Introspective and clever.
>VIOLATIONS: None.
>PSYCH EVAL: Inferiority complex.
>HOBBIES: He doesn't open up much to me, even when we go out for drinks after work, but he seems to be quite good at darts, pool and holding his liquor.
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>NOTES: He is reserved and even shy, I enjoy making him uncomfortable in our team meetings, he works well under pressure and it seems to help his confidence afterwards, even if he hates me at the time. Attempts to downplay his homophobia, he is my best friend since leaving Italy. I fear my nature will be too much and he will withdraw from our friendship.
>SUBJECT:
JAZZ
>ACCOUNT:
NONE
>AVERAGE USAGE:
N/A
>FULL REPORT? {Y/N}
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>SUBJECT:
DIEGO
>ACCOUNT:
ACTIVE
>AVERAGE USAGE:
700 kWh
>FULL REPORT? {Y/N}
>SUBJECT:
APRIL FLETCHER
>ACCOUNT:
ACTIVE
>AVERAGE USAGE:
1444 kWh
>FULL REPORT? {Y/N}
>SUBJECT: Luciano Falconi
FULL-TIME EMPLOYEE
ENERGY RESEARCH DEPT
ACCOUNT: ACTIVE
HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS: 3
>AVERAGE USAGE: 820 kWh/month
>HOME TYPE: SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE
>DEVICE(S) SERVED: 43
>PEAK HOURS: EVENINGS
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>BEHAVIOR: Misinterpreted...Breedable
>VIOLATIONS: 2 strikes with HR, for so-called flirtatious dancing, and unauthorized use of company property. I can't be held accountable for rhythm, I had asked for curtains in my office after all. And borrowing the spacecraft I personally INVENTED shouldn't be a fucking STRIKE, it wasn't even in this dimension. NULL.
>PSYCH EVAL: Kindly, fuck off :)
>HOBBIES: Attending theater, ballet, and opera. Interpretive dance, yoga, violin, exasperating as my wife milks me like a feral farm animal. xoxo
​
>NOTES: I cry, therefore I am. My espresso is cold. I cry harder. ​​
>SUBJECT: Aria Falconi
ACCOUNT: ACTIVE
HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS: 3
>AVERAGE USAGE: 820 kWh/month
>HOME TYPE: SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE
>DEVICE(S) SERVED: 43
>PEAK HOURS: EARLY MORNINGS
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>BEHAVIOR: As fiery as an atomic bomb, fierce, dominant, to be feared and protected. Empathetic mother and total MILF. Oh and I do. HA!
>VIOLATIONS: Liquidating my self-preservation until I am a puddle of lovesick vibrations.
>PSYCH EVAL: Demented, obsessive, and lustful, she is perfection, no?
>HOBBIES: ME! And ballet. And piano.
​
>NOTES: Hazel eyes like quiet poetry, curls like surrender. Every second I'm away from you and our daughter, I simply ache. Fammi strisciare ai tuoi piedi e supplicare il tuo tocco, fammi dimenticare tutto tranne i nostri corpi che brillano insieme, danzando nel fuoco dolce dei tuoi occhi. Amore mio, mio Cigno. <3
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